Sometimes, I just have to laugh…if not, I’d be in jail.

I have such an ambitious Orangutan. The primate hasn’t been feeling too well the past couple of weeks and I think he has a lot of pent up energy or something. Today was the first day he actually “came out of his cave” and thus my misery began.

Orangutan wanted to have some family and friends over for the 4th.

Itinerary for an Orangutan:

5:30AM: Fishing w/ the boys
9:00AM: come home, dance around like a goof ball
9:15AM: Drag in the air compressor to run crown mold
9:30AM play w/ Internet
9:45 dance more
10:00 wash the deck
11:00 cut down 2 trees
12:00 clean stupid fish
12:05 dig a fish pond (didn’t quite get to that…because of Misery #1)
12:15 scream at Misery #1 because he’s all gotten the clean deck dirty :)
12:30 give Misery #1 a bath :)
1:00 tell Jayme to SHUT UP…
1:15 dance around some more…
1:20 get a shower (he stinks like a monkey)
EAT..